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This clip is a few years old, but the comedy value is off the charts. It’s Pat Burrell “Cribs”-style, showing off his condo in Clearwater, Florida.

I’m not sure what I enjoyed most: The empty fridge, the squeegee in the shower, the entirely fake plants, the hat with the tail on it (“for balance”), the mysterious Bud Light bottles, or the rundown of his everyday routine at the end. GOLD. GOLD!!!!!!

I could not be more excited to cover the Tampa Bay Rays right now. It is impossible.