Paul Goldschmidt just took your mom out for a nice seafood dinner. 6 hours ago
Gigantic foul pole sponsored by local tribe (not the Rosenblooms) RT @jt_douglas @jonahkeri what did Chavez HR carom off of? A water tower? 6 hours ago
Writing that as we speak, so this is very convenient. RT @mattgamber @jonahkeri Time for Parra/Goldschmidt praise in next edition of the 30? 6 hours ago
Diamondbacks-Marlins game has been going for about 6 minutes. We're almost ready for a mercy rule. 7 hours ago